Ok, fine, I will do only 4 screencaps for Ontama SP as you requested in PM. I have lots and lots of PM lately, like it’s not going to stop, isn’t it. I’m doing a bit of story-telling of those screencaps as picture storytelling was my favourite pastime. I understood what exactly they were saying when watching the video but I would rather fake it to make storytelling interesting.
Ontama SP- 25 December 2008
Normally Ontama is a 5 minute show which airs every weeknights on TV asahi from 2400 to 2405 featuring artistes to do some promotion on the albums, singles and etc. Since Ontama SP was aired on Christmas Day, Ontama was somehow extended the time to 30-minute show. For this Ontama SP, two guest artistes were featured in the show. The 1st segment was 嵐 and the 2nd segment was Perfume.
Based on my guessing, this was probably the first time 嵐 was featured in Ontama. The reason for featuring in Ontama was because of the monopolizing 1st and 2nd place in Oricon Single Yearly Ranking 2008. Mostly, they were talking about Christmas memories including a bit of Aiba’s birthday (Aiba’s birthday was on 24th December). There were some parts you could see the failures of Ohno-san doing the first 2 plans, Ontama Balloon and Ontama Cubic. He kept complaining that he could see the words better without blowing the balloon and couldn’t do the Rubik Cube. 嵐 was so bad for being too relied on Ohno-san. Poor Ohno-san.
On the 2nd segment of Ontama SP, Perfume was the next guest. Perfume was in Ontama SP for the promotion of「Dream Fighter」single, the release of photobook Perfume Portfolio, NHK Kouhaku and Oricon Album-CD Single-DVD No.1 Ranking for 2008. They were chatting with two guys about Christmas memories including a bit about Kashiyuka’s birthday. (Her birthday was on 23rd December, btw.) The 2nd segment was way better and interesting than the 1st segment (嵐) because it included the passing-of-presents between Perfume and two guys and also the mimicking of the dance steps from「Dream Fighter」. Perfume was also the first guest to try out Ontama’s new regular plan suggested by 嵐 previously in the first segment which was Ontama Time Machine. Yes, they complained that the Ontama Time Machine was too difficult.
Here we go; it’s storytelling time! Sorry only 4 screencaps. m ( _ ) m
''Let's us all together sabo (trick) Perfume with the Ontama Time Machine! We will ROFL at them if they answered wrongly, ok guys?'' said Ohno-chan to the rest of 嵐 members. Everybody agreed to Ohno-chan's decision.
(Picture above: Courtesy of arashi@vox - Actually I had made and copyright the screencap but I accidentally deleted it from my sis' laptop for some reason. Sorry.)
'' Oh, man! How to answer this question (answer)? Who in the world suggested the Ontama Time Machine in the first place?!'' said A-chan to herself.
'' Patience, A-chan,'' said Kashiyuka and Nocchi to A-chan.
'' A.RA.SHI!!!!! I'm so gonna kill you for this!'' said A-chan with the feeling of grudge towards 嵐 .
'' Let them sabo us. Who knows that we might sabo them back anytime,'' said Nocchi to Kashiyuka and A-chan.
'' How about we sabo them back by doing all the dance steps from Dream Fighter? We will take revenge at them later at MS Superlive or any time we want.'' said A-chan to Kashiyuka and Nocchi. Perfume agreed to A-chan's wise decision.